Have a Small Cigar: Some Anthems For Cigar Smokers

are part of the world of music - or vice versa.at the time but left off of the original album,
After all, a lot of great pop and jazz music hascelebrates the way that "A little flat tin case
been created by people who cut their teeth… and one of those ciggie lighters that look
playing in ultra-smoky bars, and Cuban folk musicrather good" can help make a lame party "swing
features an entire tradition of songs about cigars.again." The protagonist of the song finds himself
Such musicians as Miles Davis and, more recently,trapped in a world full of uncomprehending
Arturo Sandoval have smoked cigars, andcigarette smokers, who don't know what they're
legendary cigar maker and connoisseur Avomissing, but his small cigars can still change life for
Uzevian is, in his turn, a jazz pianist.the few connoisseurs who know a great smoke
It's no surprise, then, that references to cigarwhen one's offered to them. What cigar smoker
smoking turn up in a number of rock, rap andcan't relate? Indeed, despite the fact that the
country songs - especially given the recentsong was only officially released in 2002, there's
popularity of the old-fashioned, '50s-style playboyalready a clip of a guy singing it on YouTube.
persona among rappers, a style choice with whichOur last stop is Pink Floyd's cynical classic "Have a
fine cigars blend right in. (Think of Jay-Z and hisCigar," which occupies a strategically crucial spot
tailored business suits, or the amount of fine(Side Two, Track One) on the British prog-rock
Scotch consumed in rap videos.) Everything old isgroup's legendary Wish You Were Here album.
new again, and here we consider several songs -That's the one with the businessman-on-fire album
both old and new - that might serve as anthemscover, which is itself a matter of legend: a
for a good cigar-smoking session.longtime rumor held that the man depicted
Country singer Brad Paisley narrates the penaltyactually caught fire during the photo-shoot,
for lawbreaking on his wryly humorous "The Cigarmotivating Pink Floyd to use a different image
Song." Paisley tells us about the box of fineafter initial album pressings. (This is just an urban
Cubans he managed to snag, despite his concernslegend; you'll be glad to know that the man
about their high cost; he's so happy that he endssurvived that day's photo shoot just fine.)
up having them all insured. A few weeks later heSpeaking of businessmen, "Have a Cigar" is
reports to his insurance agent that, through "aessentially a story-song, in which the members of
series of small fires," all the cigars in his insuredthe classic-prog band are ushered into the office
box have been destroyed. Unbelievably, heof an uncomprehending record-company
collects a huge settlement (with which he plans toexecutive and offered a cigar, some patronization,
buy more Cubans), but ends up being chargedand - perhaps - a ticket to ride the "gravy train."
with insurance fraud and sent to jail - where heAccording to devoted Pink Floyd fans, the song is
can only afford to smoke ten-cent cigars. All in all,the band's somewhat-bitter response to the
the song offers a hard-hitting take on the serioussudden fame thrust upon them as a result of the
social problem of … cigar-related insurancepreceding album, Dark Side of the Moon (that's
fraud.the one that supposedly was made to
Jethro Tull proclaims, with great earnestness, thatsynchronize with The Wizard of Oz; this band
"A small cigar can change the world," on "A Smallsure does inspire a lot of urban legends). In any
Cigar," a bonus track included on the recentcase, it's the song that gave us that classic
reissue of their 1976 concept album Too Old tomusical question: "Which one of you is Pink?
Rock'n'Roll/Too Young to Die. The song, recorded